The UFO That Quit Its Job

This vase? It’s an unidentified floral object. It crash-landed here after realizing space didn’t have healthcare or free Wi‑Fi. Perfect for one flower, a handful of Skittles, or your darkest secrets. Also doubles as a stress ball if you squeeze it hard enough (please don’t, legal said we can’t encourage that). Place it anywhere you want people to ask, “Wait… what is that?” and respond confidently with, “Art.”